Teacher: So who can tell me what a carnivore is??
Small child: Its like a big party but outside
awww :)
Nikki from work: i thought you would all be five
Child: im five, i was four first!
cutes!
Kid: what’s your name?
Me: Leanne
Kid: Rhian
Me: no Leanne with an L
Kid: there’s no L in Rhian
Me: clever! Bye!
Drunk: I’ll have four Jagerbombs
Me: We dont have Jager on this bar you will have to go upstairs or downstairs
Drunk: yeah four
Me: Nooo Listen, we dont have jager on this bar so you need to go either upstairs or downstairs
Drunk: Do they do jager upstairs?
Me: you’re making my brain melt go away!
